Friday - Do not worry!

If you do not have an apartment - you really do not like to linger long in one place and generally sedentary life is not for you.
If you do not have expensive itemization - it's because you follow the trends in fashion and wear something longer than a month you would not like.
If you do not work - you know his worth and will not go anywhere.
If you do not have an expensive phone - it's cheap because it is safer and last longer.
If you do not have a laptop - you do not need it, on the road and the rest have to enjoy the beauty of nature, and not the screen utykatsya.
If enough subscribers to your blog - because happiness is not in their number.
If your blog is no traffic - but you read the favorites and the most loyal readers.
If your ideas fail, and nobody likes to design - your sense of beauty ahead of its time.
If you do not have a girl (or guy) - you will not suit everyone, but with the first counter let fun podzaborniki.
If you often change the girls ( guys) - the best can only be found by studying the behavior of all the remaining.
If you are not working in the government - it is because you are an honest man.
If you are a business - it's because you can not lie.
If you have not served in the army - it's because you're not an idiot.
If you have not had sex - do you believe in platonic love.
You walk for a year with a guy ( girl) and did not sleep - it's because there is a friendship between a man and a woman.
You do not go on vacation in Sochi - simply there is nothing to do.
You do not go on holiday in Egypt or Turkey - because it is necessary to support the national producer.
You went on holiday to Turkey for the last of his money - because we live only once and must spend at least some time in a human.
You took the credit, which will not be able to pay - because once we live and we should spend any length of time a human.
Parents still help you - but you 'll be helping your children.
Your child learns from one of two - but in fact he is very smart, just a teacher failed to disclose his talents.
You cut your last job - that's even now regret that they have lost such a specialist.

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